Pepper-my-roni (act 1-scene 1)

(doorbell) ding-dong
Scantily Clad Blonde: “oh, I think my pizza’s here!”
(bounces towards door)

Unusually Buff Pizza Delivery Boy: “I hope your table’s laid coz your pizza’s here” (smirk)

Scantily Clad Blonde “I hope my table’s not the only thing that’s getting laid!”

(unusually buff pizza delivery boy sweeps open door, sweeps pizza down on the ground and sweeps scantily clad blonde off her feet and into his arms )

Unusually Buff Pizza Delivery Boy:"and i hope your doorbell's not the only thing i ring." (wiggles eyebrows)

/end scene/