in response to the adverse comments of a certain critic (who really should know better) i have decided to add a footnote to this post.
1) dumper sends the dumpee an email which will contain :
- a heads up to him/her of the breakup.
- reason for breakup (if applicable).
- an attachment consisting of an mp3 of godsmack's "i stand alone"*.
2) Upon receipt of the email:
- dumpee reads the email.
- weeps, and goes through other recognized motions of a dramatic display of grief.
- wipes the tears away and notices the attachment.
- proceeds to play the song.
- plays it a second time, this time singing along loudly and unmelodiously
- feels better.
- calls up a mate and goes to the pub for a beer.
can't go wrong. seriously.
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* The song maybe customised according to the music tastes of the dumpee. (but honestly, if he/she doesn't like godsmack why were you dating him/her in the first place i ask. )
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