Thursday, June 02, 2011

Foolproof Breakup Plan #1

in response to the adverse comments of a certain critic (who really should know better) i have decided to add a footnote to this post.

1) dumper sends the dumpee an email which will contain :
  • a heads up to him/her of the breakup.
  • reason for breakup (if applicable).
  • an attachment consisting of an mp3 of godsmack's "i stand alone"*.
2) Upon receipt of the email:
  • dumpee reads the email.
  • weeps, and goes through other recognized motions of a dramatic display of grief.
  • wipes the tears away and notices the attachment.
  • proceeds to play the song.
  • plays it a second time, this time singing along loudly and unmelodiously
  • feels better.
  • calls up a mate and goes to the pub for a beer.

can't go wrong. seriously.
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* The song maybe customised according to the music tastes of the dumpee. (but honestly, if he/she doesn't like godsmack why were you dating him/her in the first place i ask. )


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